You're Such a BAST>>>>!!

Dear Molly-
I so wanted Melissa to grab you by your mangy, scraggly ponytail and throw you down to Chinatown. I don't buy it that you never had any contact with Jason whatsoever. I especially liked the special fairytale book that you gave him that looked like a 7th grader made it complete with roses drawn in markers. AMAZING I TELL YOU, ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!! As soon as Mel was off the stage you didn't waste anytime swapping spit and sucking face with this AMAZING guy. I was ready for you to wheel in the oily massage table and get busy in the tent. Don't Mess with Texas Molly! I am gonna kick my Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader boot up your backside! :) Melissa... thank goodness you missed that train wreck of a Bachleor! You were too good for that AMAZING guy anyways! By the way, Melissa was offered to do the next "Bachelorette" and she refused! Good for you!!!

Jason- I don't think you are a bad guy.... but you definitely have a few issues. First, you CRY a lot. How many times did we have to see you breaking down on the balcony??? Second, you've proposed to 2 women in less than year! You had just gotten divorced when you went on the Bachelorette, then DeAnna dumped you, next you proposed to Melissa, then you dumped Melissa and are now with Molly. You just can't get enough of her green contacts... oops I mean eyes. :) We'll see in 6 months if you change your mind again. After all, Molly is pretty AMAZING but so is Deanna. You just never know......